Aside from having name that has inspired several fictional law enforcement characters, the internet doesn’t have a lot to say about John Law Walker. He painted two post office murals: The Pony Express Station (Lockhart, Texas) and The Stage Coach (South Pasadena, California). I rather like this clownish, cubist-ish, flowery painting of a woman. It could be mine for $3,800. Hmmm…do you think a GoFundMe would work? Maybe I’ll write the president. He told a town hall that $400 million was like a peanut. That makes $3,800 a crumb of a crumb…less than pocket change…something that one easily misplaces and forgets about…something that gets thrown out with the trash. Yoo-hoo…Mr. President…

PS That first bit — about the fictional characters — is just something I made up. It sounds right though, doesn’t it? I guess you shouldn’t believe everything you see on the web, even if your friends are the people saying it.